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可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from round here
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时间轴： Enpistu
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
我要好好享受时光 Gonna have a good time
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翻译： Baker phxbe
我不来自这地方 I ain't from round here
我来自另一个 I'm from another woo-hoo!
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校订： Enpistu
我对彩虹倾诉 I'm talking rainbows
我和小狗聊天 I'm talking puppies
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后期： Enpistu liloelva
可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from round here
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
星蝶公主 第一季第九集 Star vs. the Forces of Evil S01E09 Freeze Day/Royal Pain
啊 还是仙人掌头饰最适合我了 Ah! Cacti for the win.
啊 快躲开 我起晚了 Ah! Out of the way! I overslept.
我要迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
我的帽衫去哪儿了 Ah, where's my hoodie?
放轻松嘛 马可 Whoa, chill, Marco.
我们还是可以在第一节课前到学校的 We can still get to school by first period.
这不关学习的事 This isn't about learning.
这可是关于爱情 This is about love.
每天我都七点五十五到学校 Every day, I get there by 7:55,
因为七点五十六 洁姬·琳恩·托马斯会准时来 because at exactly 7:56, Jackie Lynn Thomas gets there.
然后我们互相点一下头 And we share a nod.
这算是我们专属的交流方式 It's kind of our thing.
好浪漫啊 Aww.
等等 就点一下头吗 Wait, a nod?
甚至连你好也不说一声 You don't even say hi?
那是我下一步准备做的 I'm working up to that.
看见没 这些都是在我二十三步计划之中的 See, it's all a part of my 23-step plan.
我已经到了第四步 每天都互相点一下头 I'm already on step 4: Nodding every day.
嗯 Hmm.
嘿 悠着点 孩子们 Hey! Down, boy.
坏激光狗狗 Bad laser puppy.
都已经五十四了 我赶不到了 It’s 7:54! I can't make it.
你就不能 嗯 Can't you just, uh, uh,
施魔法让时间停止么 magically stop time or something?
哦 对对对 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
是啊 简简单单 时间停转 Yeah, yeah. Easy peasy time freezie.
哇哦 Ow!
你知道你刚刚做了什么吗 Do you know what you just did?
这个嘛 停住了时间呗 Uh, froze time?
你竟然停住了时间 You froze time!
我来得及赶到学校和洁姬点头了 Now I can get to school and nod at Jackie.
快点 Hurry!
学校 School?
今天可是静止的一天啊 But it's a freeze-day!
这是我这辈子最快乐的六十个小时 That was the funnest 60 hours of my life!
看呐 那是停住的洁姬 Oh, hey, there's frozen Jackie!
我最好赶紧摆出最帅的点头姿势 I better get into optimal nod position.
准备好了吗 Ready.
或者 现在 正是时候 Or, maybe, now's the time
在你那疯狂的计划中迈出新的一步了 to move on to the next step of your crazy plan.
你可以和她说话啊 You could talk to her
今 今天风太大了 The--the-- The wind isn't right.
有颗痘痘正要冒出来 我今天还是先点一下头吧 I've got a pimple coming in. Uh, I'll just do the nod today.
好吧 Okay.
时间时间快快运转 Easy peasy time unfreezie!
怎么回事 Huh.
时间时间快快运转 Easy peasy time unfreezie!
这可不好 Ooh.
快点啊 小星 怎么了 Come on, Star. What's going on?
小星 小星 Star? Star?
别连你也一起停住了啊 Not you too.
哈哈 我只是在跟你开玩笑呢 Ha ha! I'm just messin' with ya.
好啦 神奇魔导书 快快指引我吧 Okay, Magic Instruction Book, instruct me.
哦不 索引大师也被停住了 Oh, no, Glossaryck is frozen too.
挺好 反正我本来就烦那家伙 Good. I never liked that guy.
边呆着去吧 老头 Scrape the sides, buddy.
好吧 让我们来看看 来看看 Okay, let's see, let's see.
如果你引爆了时空怎么办 What to do if you make a dimension explode.
如果你消除了重力怎么办 What to do if you delete gravity.
你别动歪脑筋噢 Oh. Don't get any ideas.
嘿嘿 抱歉 Heh-heh. Sorry.
在这儿呢 如果你停住时间怎么办 Ah! What to do if you freeze time.
想使时间继续流动 我们就要去时间行星上 We can move time forward if we go to the planes of time
推动时间之轮 and push the wheel of progress.
这绝对算是 This is definitely
我们去过的怪得不能再怪的地方之一 one of the weirder places we've been to.
比那个人面猫的时空还古怪吗 Weirder than that dimension of cats with human faces?
嘿 小猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty!
别看我 Look away!
看呐 Look!
那肯定就是了 That must be it.
看起来就像是一个巨大的仓鼠轮 Looks like a giant hamster wheel.
我们该怎么让这东西动起来呢 Now, how do we start this thing?
嗯 交给我吧 Hmm. I got this.
我有办法 彩虹浣熊旋转术 New plan. Rainbow Raccoon Rotation.
魔法是不起作用的 Magic won't work on that.
你必须要用有魔力的脚趾 You got to use the magic of toesies.
你是谁啊 Who are you?
我是时间之父 这是小石头 I'm Father Time. And this is Rocksworth.
他是块石头 但不要当面说哦 He's a rock, but don't bring it up,
他对于这个话题有些敏感 he's kind of sensitive about it.
时间之父 那你一定是能推动这东西的人喽 Father Time? So you must push this thing.
嘿 看我在这里 Hey, look! I'm over here.
现在呢 我又在这里了 And now, I'm over here! Ha ha ha ha!
你在这轮子上跑了多久了 And how long were you on the wheel?
哦 你知道的 从古至今 Oh, you know, forever.
直到有人施展了使时间停止的法术 Until someone cast a freeze spell
我才停了下来 and knocked me off of it.
那是什么 What is that?
呃 泥巴 Uh, mud?
这真是极好的 Oh, it's glorious!
我爱泥巴 I love mud.
那么 时间先生 请问你愿不愿意 So, Mr. Time, how would you feel about
继续让整个宇宙恢复运转呢 getting the universe started up again?
我这辈子居然没见过这么好的东西 Oh, where has this been all of my life?
啊 看看看 Ah, look, look, look.
你可以在轮子上玩你的泥巴哦 You can play with mud on your wheel.
这个嘛 的确是个诱人的请求 但是我拒绝 Well, that is an enticing offer, but nah.
我的天哪 那边的泥巴颜色有点儿不一样 Arrghh! Oh! There's some mud that's a slightly different color.
这有一个小枝 这有一个木丛 And there's a twig, and there's a bush,
我不知道那是个什么东西 但它摇摇摆摆的 and I don't know what that thing is, but it's waddling.
等等 你不能就这么放着时间停住不管啊 Wait! You can't just leave time stopped!
但是没有了时间 But without time,
彩虹就不能架在天空 rainbows can't shoot across the sky,
荧光粉不再闪烁 glitter can't glitter!
还有我们认识的所有人都将永远停住啊 And everyone we know will be frozen forever!
这是什么 What's this?
再会啦 哈哈 YOLO! Ha ha!
万事皆有可能 Anything's possible.
我恨死这个时空了 I hate this dimension.
哦 我的桃心 Oh, my hearts.
不许说话 Not a word.
我觉得他往里面跑了 I think he went in there.
这里记载着全宇宙的所有历史 It's the history of the whole universe.
哦 那是列克星顿战役 我答对喽 Ooh! Battle of Lexington. Nailed it.
这 It--
这是我 It's me!
哦 我有印象了 Oh, I remember that!
看自己还是挺有趣的 Watching me is fun.
你好啊 我自己 Oh! Hi, me!
这个地方一定记载着我们一生的所有行动 This place must keep track of everything we've done in our lives.
哇 我还真是点了很长时间的头啊 Wow. I've been nodding for a long time.
嘿 你们俩 Hey, guys!
这地方棒呆了不是吗 Isn't this place incredible?
就像生活在未来世界里 It's like we're living in the future.
时间之父 Father Time!
翡翠绿蛇缚 Emerald Snake Strike!
真棒 看来我们抓到他了 Great. I think we got him.
好吧 伙计 Yuck. Okay, buddy,
我们送你回轮子上去吧 let's get you back to your wheel.
啊 好吧 Ahh, all right.
我也该回去接着干活了 I guess I'll get back to doing that.
不过是直到永远而已 Oh, well, it's only for all eternity.
我们不能就这么逼他 We can't just make him.
有没有别的办法能让那个大轮子转起来呢 Maybe there's some other way to turn that giant wheel.
你想的和我一样吗 Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
其实我本来是想 算了 这招也行 Actually, I was thinking we'd-- Never mind, it works.
现在你可以去自己想去的地方 Now you can go anywhere you want,
而且轮子也不会停止转动啦 and keep the wheel moving!
谢了伙计们 我欠你们的 Aww, thanks, guys. I owe ya.
请随便玩我的泥巴 不要客气 Please, help yourself to any of my mud.
-高档货也可以哦 -免了 - Even the nice stuff. - We're good.
可别再冻结时间了 Oh, and maybe don't freeze time again.
时间很脆弱 弄坏了可不是闹着玩的 It's kind of fragile. You don't want to break it.
懂我在说什么吧 Know what I mean?
那么 我走啦 哈哈 Well, so long. Ha ha!
时间仓鼠快走 Time hamsters away! Yoo-hoo!
等等 轮子转了 Wait, the wheel's moving.
我们得赶快回去 We've got to get back!
嘿 洁姬 Hey, Jackie.
嘿 马可 Hey, Marco.
那么 回见喽 Well, see ya.
你做到了 你终于和她说话了 You did it! You finally talked to her!
怎么不再等那个完美时刻了 What happened to waiting for the perfect time?
这个嘛 我突然觉得 Well, all of a sudden, I thought,
既然你现在有时间 干吗要浪费呢 if you have the time, why waste it?
看起来我终于 Looks like I'm finally
迈出了一步 getting somewhere...
哈哈 你们还真是了解我啊 Ha ha! You guys really get me!
-早安 马可 -早啊 - Morning, Marco! - Hey.
啊 刚才真的爽飞了 Oh, that was awesome!
我就说嘛 I know, right?
楼梯简直无聊透顶 Stairs are so boring.
但愿我爸妈看见这个的时候不要翻脸 I hope my parents don't flip when they see this.
我翻下来了 I'm flipping!
-老爸 -放心啦 儿子 - Dad! - Relax, son.
这感觉就像度假 只是不用出门 This is like the perfect getaway without actually getting away.
噢 天啊 Oh, boy!
我太喜欢这儿了 I love living here!
要是我爸妈知道 If my parents found out
我把魔法用来搞这些幺蛾子 I've been using magic for stuff like this...
我有一个小建议 虽然这的确很棒 How about that? This was cool,
但你下次能不能事先说一声呢 but next time, maybe a little heads-up?
在某些国家 让人穿湿透的袜子可是酷刑 Wet socks are a form of torture in some countries.
放着我来 I'll get it!
噢 嘿 爸爸 爸 Oh, hey, Dad. Dad?!
-你好哇 -天啊不 我得把这些都藏好 -Hello-- -Oh, no! I need to hide everything.
真是惊喜到我了 What a pleasant surprise.
什么风把您给吹来啦 What brings you here unexpectedly?
我只是路过这附近 然后 Well, I was in the neighborhood and--
我这是骗谁呢 Agh. Who am I kidding?
是你母亲把我从城堡里赶出来的 You mother has banished me from the castle.
-你闯什么祸了 -没有啊 - What did you do? - Nothing!
只是一两件衣服没放好罢了 I just left a garment or two laying around.
我在想 或许可以过来避避风头 在这儿待上个一天 I thought perhaps, I could stay here for a day
等你母亲气消 while this blows over.
当然没问题啦 你也是家长嘛 Of course you can stay here. You are familia.
有你在这儿照看孩子们 You can watch the kids
我和老婆大人就真的能去度假啦 while me and the wifey actually get away.
明天见啦 Hasta ma?ana.
啊 干得漂亮 Ah, good show!
噢 你好呀 Huh? Oh, hello--
小星 这要换成你母亲的话 Star, if you mother was here
她知道你把魔杖用在不对的地方 and knew you were using your wand inappropriately,
她会毫不客气地把你送到奥圣加教养院去 she would send you straight to St. Olga's.
但我可不是你的母亲 But I'm not your mother!
我倒是挺喜欢这个爱捣乱的魔法小狗狗 I rather enjoy destructive magical puppies.
那你能来真是太好了 This visit is actually gonna be fun then!
父女亲子日 Father-Daughter Day!
参观开始 Tour time!
嘿 你们等一等 我得先去换双袜子 Hey, guys, hold up. I'm gonna go change my socks.
感觉就像踩在布丁上 Ugh, it's like I'm walking in pudding.
这就是我的房间 Check out my room.
上啊 上啊 Get him! Get him!
打他个落花流水 Gut him like a fish!
我出二十块赌泰迪赢 I got 20 bucks on Teddy!
小星 你好哇 Hi, Star!
我叫凯文 是新来的 I'm Kevin. I'm new.
太完美了 Magnificent!
你喜欢的话 让我带你参观 If you like this, let me show you
整栋房子里最最神奇的地方 the most magical room in the whole house.
洗手间 The bathroom!
这个宝座真不赖 What a glorious throne!
但为什么屁股下面有个洞 Why does it have a hole?
唔 人类喜欢把东西放进去然后冲掉 Um, humans put things in there and flush 'em down.
冲掉 怎么冲 Flush? What's a flush?
我的天 水都被冲到哪去了 My word, where does the water go?
谁也不知道 Nobody knows.
这可是地球最大的未解奥秘之一 It's one of Earth's greatest mysteries.
这个也能放进去吗 Does this go in it?
是的哦 All the time.
-这个呢 -有什么不能的 - This? - I don't see why not.
这个呢 This?
冲起来 Go for it!
-这个呢 -不要停 - This? - Go ahead!
他们在里面搞些什么名堂 What are they doing in there?
这个呢 This?
来吧 Do it.
嘿 马可 Hey, Marco.
爱死你家洗手间了 Love the bathroom!
过奖了 父女的节日旅程下一站是 Thanks. What's next on the itinerary for the d--
马可教过我怎么玩这个 Marco taught me how to play this.
包你喜欢 You are absolutely gonna love it.
只要把这个小球打到那个洞里就行啦 The goal is to knock this tiny moon into that hole.
哈哈 有意思 Ha ha! What fun!
你球杆拿反啦 You're holding your club upside-down.
这是一个球杆吗 This is a club?
我们妙尼王国的球杆可比这个棒多啦 There's one thing we got better on Mewni.
看我的 Tally-ho!
哈哈 这样的进洞方式怎么样哇 Ha ha! How's that for getting it into the hole?
那又是什么 What's that?
那是糖果城堡 下一个目标 That's the Candy Castle. The next hole.
小不点精灵部落的唾液公爵 Lord Salivary of the Weebler elf clan.
你这老狐狸 You sly dog!
什么 What?
哈哈 Ha ha!
妈妈 圣诞老人为什么会搞破坏 Mommy, why is Santa doing that?
爸爸 Dad!
我要教训教训你这个用假眼让我妻子光火的混蛋 I'll teach you to give my wife the googly eye!
爸爸 住手 Dad, stop it!
哈哈 Ha ha!
这下看你的啦 唾液公爵 The ball's in your court, Salivary!
恶心 恶心 恶心 恶心 恶心 Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!
噢 什么动静 Ew. What was that?
爸爸 你在干嘛 Dad, what are you doing?
哈哈哈 晚上好啊 亲爱的 Ha ha ha! Hello, darling!
这大半夜的 It's the middle of the night.
啊 大半夜的就是要搏斗才行 Ah, the perfect time for a tussle.
你说是不是 小丑 Isn't that right, clowney?
我的名字叫凯文 臭老头 The name is Kevin, old man!
求饶吧 小丑 Give it up, clown!
放马过来 Bring the pain!
我能跟你斗上一宿 I can do this all night.
早啊 小星 Good morning, Star.
昨晚上动静有点大啊 It was ridiculously loud last night.
不是我的错 奥斯卡 是我爸啦 It wasn't me, Oscar. It was my dad.
他这个疯子 He's insane!
以为他来到地球就可以随心所欲 He just thinks he can come down to Earth
无法无天了 and do whatever he wants.
从来不管别人的感受 He is so inconsiderate.
哈 我好像可以理解这一点 Huh. I can weirdly relate.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你就没有点似曾相识的感觉吗 Doesn't that sound familiar?
啊 Yeah.
跟他惹怒我妈的套路如出一辙 He does this to my mom.
算了 Never mind.
好吧 今天他终于要走了 Well, I'm just glad he's leaving today.
不然我可不能保证不被他气到疯掉 I don't know how much more of this I can take.
嘿 小星 Hello, Star.
爸爸 你这是要干嘛 Dad, what are you doing?
准备派对的彩灯啊 I'm hanging lights for the party.
-什么派对 -哦 老天 - What party? - Oh, jeez!
我竟然忘了告诉你 I forgot to tell you.
这里的日子让我实在太开心啦 I'm having such a great time here,
我已经决定不走了 I've decided to stay.
是不是很棒啊 Isn't that great?
好极了 Greeeeeat.
哦 为了庆祝我的正式入住 Oh, and in celebration of moving here,
我邀请了一些好朋友过来参观我的新窝 I've invited some friends to check out my new digs.
他们来了 They're here.
吃 吃 吃 吃 吃 Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew!
拜托 别把他吵醒了 Don't wake him up, man.
这下唾液公爵肯定要嫉妒死了 We'll see if Salivary recovers from this one.
爸爸 我们需要谈谈 Dad, I really need to talk to you right now.
嘿 朋友们 Hey, guys!
我来了 耶 派对正式开始 Well, here I am! Yeah! Now the party can start.
哈哈 这门真挤 Ha ha! Ooh, tight squeeze.
抱歉 My bad.
完了 谁邀请太阳神来的 Oh, no. Who invited Helios?
这个讨厌鬼 That guy is the worst.
真恶心啊 他又打了个耳洞 Gross! Now he got his ear pierced?
看看他 一个人把所有的开胃菜都吃了 There he goes, eating all the appetizers.
名副其实的派对破坏者 He ruins every party
还没有一点自知之明 and is completely oblivious about it.
这就好笑了 我完全可以理解 Funny. I can weirdly relate.
看哪 大家又得被迫围着他转圈了 Look, people are already going into orbit around him.
不不不 来人哪 救救我 No, no, no! Please, somebody!
他的引力快要 His gravitational pull--
那你怎么还不去赶走他 So why don't you just kick him out?
还有剩下的所有人 Along with everyone else?
开什么玩笑 我才不和讨厌鬼说话 No way. I'm not talking to that tool.
嘿 伙计们 Uh, hey, guys.
请问那些是注水气球吗 Are those water balloo-- Whoa!
果汁 果汁 果汁 Punch. Punch. Punch.
不不不不 No, no, no, no, no. Whoah!
你的脚真软啊 Your feet are so soft.
不 Aaaah! No!
朋友们 跳完舞我又有点饿了 Whoo! Everybody, dancing really sure works up my appe--
噢 甜点 Oho, dessert!
打扰一下 你是不是已经在这儿待得太久了 Excuse me, I think you've overstayed your welcome
你可以离开了 and you gotta go.
好了 不如这么说吧 Well, you want to know something?
我的体内充满了氢 I may be filled with hydrogen,
而你的浑身上下都充满了烦人的气体 but you're filled with annoy-ogen.
想尝尝被太阳烧焦的滋味么 You just got burned by the sun!
我的要求不过分吧 I don't ask for much.
只想穿双不湿的袜子 很难吗 Just a pair of dry socks, that's all.
这种感觉就像用脚把香蕉踩成烂泥 It's like I'm mushing bananas between my toes.
马可 我真的很抱歉 Marco, I am so sorry
每次我想鼓捣个什么好玩的事 that every time I tried to have some fun,
到头来都会弄湿你的袜子 I ended up soaking your socks.
要知道 你想鼓捣好玩的事我完全没意见 Look, I love all the fun things you want to do,
只要提前告诉我一声就好 just a little heads-up would be nice.
湿透的袜子是这世上最可怕的噩梦 There's really nothing worse than wet socks.
噢 是的 Oh, yeah.
噢 对啊 Oh, yeah!
没有什么比湿透的袜子更可怕了 Nothing worse than wet socks.
这里的食物真是不够我塞牙缝的 I'm still hungry, but there's no more food.
不如让我把整个地球都吃下去吧 I guess I'll just have to eat the whole planet!
是时候收拾残局了 It's time to purge this party.
天哪 这下我的两双袜子都湿透了 Hey, two pairs of wet socks!
我不玩了 I'm outta here.
出于对各位悲惨遭遇的深切同情 Because I'm ridiculously apathetic
我也要走了 to the suffering of others, I'm leaving too.
朋友们 朋友们 Gentlemen, gentlemen!
哇 Wow.
我把一切都搞砸了 I really made a mess of things.
我是无论如何不会退出派对的 There's no way I'm poopin' out on this party.
唔 亲爱的 Um, sweetheart,
可能我玩过头了 I perhaps got a little carried away.
没有顾及你们的感受 And I may have been a little inconsiderate.
我想这就是你母亲把我赶出家门的原因 I guess that's why your mother threw me out in the first place.
抱歉啦 大家 I'm sorry, you guys.
现在你要回去负荆请罪了吗 And you'll patch things up with Mom?
当然啦 Definitely.
-抱抱 -抱抱 - Hugs! - Hugs!
你打算把太阳神怎么办 What are you gonna do with Helios?
噢 派对结束了 接下来去哪儿 Ooh, after party! Where we gonna go?
还不知道呢 不过我可以送你一程 I have no idea, but I'll give you a ride! Ha ha!
看我的 Tally-ho!
一杆进洞 哈哈哈 Hole in one! Ha ha ha ha!
我会派些最好的奴仆来 I'll send my top serfs here
把这里整理得焕然一新 to make everything better than new.
再见 Farewell.
-拜拜啦 爸爸 -拜 - Bye, Dad. - Bye.
呼 从现在开始 我做什么都会提前跟你说的 Whew. From now on, I'll always give you a heads-up.
谢啦 但偶尔来点惊喜也不错 Thanks, but a surprise is good every once in a while.
你觉得呢 Wouldn't you agree?
我觉得地球这地方真不错 I think Earth is a pretty gre-at place
我来自外太空 That's saying something
所以说这话很有把握 'Cause I've been through outer space
这里适合我 是我的风格 I think it suits me, it's just my style
最近的生活我就要在这里过 I think I'm gonna stay a little while
我觉得陌生人只是尚未谋面的朋友 I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met
我沉着冷静毫不留情痛击怪兽 I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat
我真觉得这里就是我的家 I'm really thinking I could call this place home